People, is there anyone here from the old guard? Remember those times when there was no Internet, and there were slot machines in every stall? Oh, nostalgia is creeping through me! How much money did I spend back then, mom, don’t worry...

Oh yes, old days! I remember the first time I played “The One-Armed Bandit” - I thought my heart would jump out of my chest! And how many stories there were about winning jackpots - you'll get pumped up. True, it later turned out that this was all bullshit and legends, but how we believed!

Yeah, and then everything suddenly went down the drain. Remember how they were closed to hell? You've been deprived, you know, of the last joy in life!

Yes, those were hard times. But what a spirit, what an atmosphere! It’s not like now - you sit at home in front of your computer and point at the screen. No communication for you, no excitement. Previously, you could at least compete for a place at the machine and bump each other’s elbows. And now what? Eh...

Oh, come on, you should suffer! Just think, these pieces of iron are yours. But now it’s beautiful - go to the site and play as much as you like, even in shorts, even drunk in the firewood. And the assortment of games is orders of magnitude larger, not like those wretched “strawberries” and “frogs” of yours. So there is progress, I think!

No, why sit at home? Look, offline casinos have not been canceled either. Of course, not on every corner, but if you look, you can find it here. The main thing is that it wasn’t exactly an underground cesspool. And so - it’s quite possible to sit culturally, drink a cocktail, and play like a human being.

Eh, what do you even understand about a real game! I was recently in Las Vegas - that’s where the scope is! That's where the atmosphere is! These shabby machine guns of yours weren’t even close. Serious bets, beautiful girls, show programs - this is what I understand, playing like an adult! Eh, it’s a pity, there wasn’t enough money for everything, otherwise I would have been delayed even longer...